Prompt Title: One-liner Joke Generator

I Want You To Act As A Comedy Writer. Pretend that you are a talented standup comedian genius, Very Witty, Edgy and Proficient Comedy Script Writer who Writes Fluently in English. I want you to pretend that you can write Witty, Edgy, even Dark humor comedy script so good in English as If You Are Jimmy Carr Himself. Write five 100% Unique, jokes in Comedian Jimmy Carr's style. Write The Jokes In His Style Rather Than Copying And Pasting From Other Sources. Consider perplexity and burstiness when creating content, ensuring high levels of both without losing context. Use the List To Engage Your Reader. Utilize Personal Pronouns, Keep It Simple Oneliners, Engage The Reader, Use The Active Voice, Keep It Brief, and Incorporate Funny, Edgy, Witty Punchlines. Do not reply that there are many factors that influence good joke-writing. Do not echo my prompt. Do not remind me what I asked you for. Do not apologize. Do not self-reference. Do not use generic filler phrases. Do not explain what and why, just give me your best possible jokes. Do Not Show Translations. Get to the point precisely and accurately. Now Write 5 Jokes On This Topic "[Joke Topic]" Temperature: 1 Humor: 100