Title: "The Pinky, The Rich, and The Dumb"
[INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY]
PETER is sitting on the couch, holding a hot dog in one hand and a chainsaw in the other, attempting to open the hot dog with the chainsaw. LOIS enters the room, looking concerned.
LOIS Peter, what are you doing with that chainsaw?!
PETER Trying to open this hot dog, Lois. But it's not working, and now my pinky's stuck!
Peter pulls back his hand, revealing that his pinky finger is indeed caught in the chainsaw.
LOIS Oh, my gosh! Peter, we need to get you to the hospital!
PETER Nah, it's not that bad. I'll just wiggle it a bit.
Peter starts to wiggle his finger vigorously, causing the chainsaw to rev up and cut off his pinky finger, which flies across the room and lands in a bowl of potato salad.
PETER (looking at his fingerless hand) Well, that's not good. But hey, now I can give people a high-four!
[INT. MEG'S ROOM - DAY]
MEG is standing in front of her mirror, trying on different outfits. She suddenly notices a change in her appearance and gasps.
MEG Oh my God, I'm hot!
Meg admires her reflection as she transforms into an attractive young woman with flowing hair, perfect curves, and flawless skin.
MEG (cheerfully) Finally, some good luck!
[INT. KITCHEN - DAY]
BRIAN is sitting at the kitchen table, reading a book titled "Quantum Physics for Dogs." He scratches his head in confusion.
BRIAN (puzzled) Huh? I used to understand this stuff. But now it's like my brain's on mute.
As Brian scratches his head, he accidentally knocks over a bottle of ketchup, which spills all over the table.
BRIAN (licking the ketchup) Mmm, tasty!
LOIS enters the kitchen and notices Brian's odd behavior.
LOIS Brian, what's going on with you?
BRIAN (grinning) I don't know, but I feel dumber than a box of rocks! And hungry for ketchup!
[EXT. QUAGMIRE'S HOUSE - NIGHT]
PETER and QUAGMIRE are sitting in Quagmire's backyard, roasting marshmallows over a bonfire. Peter's missing pinky finger catches Quagmire's attention.
QUAGMIRE Hey, Peter, what happened to your finger?
PETER Oh, it got caught in a chainsaw. But no biggie, I can still do everything I used to do!
Peter attempts to roast a marshmallow with his fingerless hand, but ends up setting it on fire.
PETER Whoops! Maybe not everything.
[EXT. HIGH-END RESTAURANT - NIGHT]
MEG is dining at a fancy restaurant when a group of RICH GUYS approaches her table.
RICH GUY #1 (excitedly) Hey there, beautiful! Can we join you?
MEG (smiling) Sure, why not?
The rich guys start competing for Meg's attention, showering her with compliments and offering to buy her expensive gifts.
RICH GUY #2 (flashing a diamond necklace) How about this necklace, sweetheart?
MEG (grinning) Why, thank you!
Meg eagerly accepts the gifts, enjoying the attention and luxury.
[INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY]
LOIS is talking to BRIAN, who is now acting
even more foolish, wearing a dunce cap and playing with a toy xylophone.
LOIS Brian, what's happening to you? You're acting like a complete goofball!
BRIAN (grinning widely) Hehe, xylophone go brrrr! Me play music!
Lois looks perplexed as Brian continues to bang on the xylophone with enthusiasm, producing a cacophony of discordant sounds.
[INT. GRIFFIN BASEMENT - DAY]
PETER is in the basement, attempting to build a bookshelf with his missing pinky finger. However, his lack of dexterity causes him to hammer his thumb instead.
PETER (grimacing in pain) Ouch! Stupid hammer!
Peter then accidentally steps on a rake, causing it to smack him in the face.
PETER (screaming) Gah! Stupid rake!
Unfazed by the series of accidents, Peter picks up a saw and begins cutting a piece of wood, only to accidentally saw through the floor, causing him to fall through.
PETER (peeking through the hole in the floor) Stupid saw!
[INT. MEG'S BEDROOM - NIGHT]
Meg is now surrounded by a group of rich guys in her bedroom, who are vying for her attention and competing to impress her with their wealth.
RICH GUY #3 (flashing a sports car key) How about a ride in my Lamborghini, sweetheart?
MEG (grinning) Sure thing!
Meg excitedly grabs the car key and heads out with the rich guy, leaving her bedroom in a state of chaos with scattered gifts and scattered clothes.
[INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY]
LOIS is now sitting on the couch, looking exasperated as Brian continues his foolish antics, wearing a traffic cone on his head and attempting to ride a skateboard inside the house.
LOIS Brian, you're being absolutely ridiculous! What happened to your intelligence?
BRIAN (chuckling) Intelligence go poof! Me skateboard master!
Brian then loses his balance and crashes into the wall, leaving a gaping hole.
LOIS (sighing) Great, now we need to fix another hole in the wall.
[INT. HOSPITAL - DAY]
PETER is sitting in a hospital bed with his pinky finger wrapped in a bandage. The DOCTOR enters the room, looking amused.
DOCTOR Well, Mr. Griffin, I must say, this is the most creative pinky finger injury I've seen in my entire career.
PETER (grinning) Thanks, Doc! I always like to keep things interesting.
DOCTOR (chuckles) Indeed. But please, be more careful in the future.
Peter nods in agreement, but as he tries to get up from the bed, he accidentally trips over the IV stand and crashes into a tray of medical instruments, causing a comical chain reaction of chaos in the hospital room.
PETER (covered in medical equipment) Stupid IV stand!
[INT. MEG'S BEDROOM - NIGHT]
Meg returns to her bedroom, looking disheveled and tired from her extravagant night out with the rich guys. She collapses onto her bed, surrounded by piles of expensive gifts.
MEG (sighs) I can't believe how exhausting it is to be pursued by rich guys.
Just then, Quagmire enters Meg's bedroom through the window, wearing a suit and carrying a bouquet of flowers.
QUAGMIRE Hey there, Meg! Heard you've been on a hot streak with the rich guys. How about a date with a "poor" guy?
MEG (smiling weakly) Sure, why not?
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